Are You Fat?

Kinda. No. Not really. Um, I dunno.. Yes.

3 or 4 meals. HA! I never eat. Less than 3 meals. More than 4 meals. The entire fridge!

A lot, I guess. Not much.. That's all I ever do! Uh, sometimes. What's exercise?

Feel what?? I don't feel like jumping.. No. Not really.. Um, kinda?

Huh? Sorry, I was doing sit-ups. Just tell me if I'm fat or not! Sure, why not? Yeah, sure. I'm hungry.. You're about to tell me I'm fat, aren't you?