What Kind Of Escort Would You Be?

Band member didn't date football players. My mother wouldn't let me date. Only when his girlfriend wasn't around.

One piece of course. One piece only in the bathroom. Two piece of course.

I didn't see my first black man until going off to college. I read National Geographic. Only African-Americans and Hispanics.

First time I drank was champagne at my wedding. Only in the tenth, eleventh and twelfth grades. Only once, and I got sick.

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