Are You A Chow Chow?

dribble all over the floor? dribble just a bit? make sure you're sitting up straight and being good?

Have a bath, put on your best clothes and go out dancing? Look a bit grumpy and wonder where lunch is? Run around the garden like a mad thing, knocking over everyone in your path, then fall over and go to slep for an hour?

Bark at them until they give it back to you? Go to the store and buy another one? Launch an all out thermo-nuclear attack on thier country, with the reasoning that, if you kill everyone, at least there will be lots more bones for you?

Bite your lead? Get the car keys? Run away and not let anyone put your lead on?

Bark at it until it goes away? Invite it in for coffee? Turn into a rabid werewolf, dash towards it at 100 miles an hour and give it a good telling off?

Go outside and lie down for the rest of the day? Go outside for 10 minutes. Snuggle up under the duvet?

Become a bit worried? Get in the shower? Sigh, roll over and go back to sleep?

Blue/black? Green? pink?