Which Michael Jackson Song Are You?

Chains, dude. Chains... I don't know. Something stretchy, of course... SPARKLES!

I don't dance. Michael Jackson music... DUH! Something bouncy with a good rhythm. Something... I dunno. Funky?

I don't like to eat. I live on carbonated drinks. PIZZA! It's all messy and good. Something interesting.

Black and neon colors!!! I don't care, really. I don't have a favorite color. Who needs one? Just anything shiny.

DANCE!!! Hang with friends. I don't have a favorite thing to do. I stand out in the rain all day. Yell out my thoughts.

No Sorry... what was that again? I was too busy yelling out my thoughts. Sure...? Yes. I thought it was fine.