What Type Of Dog Are You?

"I'm going to raise my hand and aswer this stupidly easy question. Ha, only the stupid people are raising their hands." "I'm too tired to even raise my hand. I was up until 11:30 last night on Facebook taking these pointless quizzes. Ugh. Zzzzz...." "Ooh, I know this answer! Let me just put my hand in the air-whoops! I dropped my pencil on the floor. Let me just pick it up-ouch! I bumped my head on the desk...." "This question is really easy, but what if I get it wrong? Will my classmates make fun of me for it later? I just won't raise my hand and let someone else take the credit for it."

"Fine, I'll get up and close the door. Let me just-Woah! Didn't see that book there...." "I want to close it! ME ME ME!!! Maybe they will aknowledge me later for doing such a great deed. That'll show them...." "I would close the door, but what if someone wanted it open? If I closed it, maybe they would yell at me." "I'm gonna' get up and close that door. And if somebody gets in my way, I'll tell them that I wanted to close the door the most." "I'm too tired to close the door. Besides, what's the point? I'm already in a comfortable position and maybe someone else will close it."

About how I aced all of my grades in school and tell them that I will never let them go on that, and that they'll probably never catch up. Anything and everything--I just don't understand how one person can only talk on the phone for ten minutes, I go up until thirty! (Maybe more!) I don't like to talk, texting is my thing because moving your mouth up and down for ten minutes is too much excersize for me. I like to talk about how my day went and all of the really embarrassing stuff that happened to me, but then regret telling that person about it later. Nothing much, I might just be wasting that person's time.

ANYTHING. I AM THE BIGGEST GOURMET IN THE WHOLE WORLD, AND DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF MATABALISM I HAVE!!! Bananas--they are the best for slipping on. I only eat healthy things and that's it. I actually rate how hungry I am and then compare it to the food that satisfies me. Just some salad, nobody really likes it so I'll just get it out of their way. Not a lot of food and not a little--I need to show my pals out there that I am capable of eating regularly.

I don't do anything. She's not my child. I go over to her and ask if she is okay, but then her mother appears out of nowhere and says for you to get away from her daughter. I go over to her, say some kind words, and when she's done crying I tell her to take it like a man. I hesitate to go over to her and think, "She might cry even louder, or maybe she'll bleed on me! No way!" I will be the first to get to her and ask if she needs help or wants a bandage.

First I read the pages in the textbook, then I go over all of my notes--twice. After that, I test myself on the review sheet my teacher handed out. But just to make sure that I ace this test, I do everything over one more time. I don't really put that much effort into it. The answers will probably just pop into my head the next day when I'm taking the test. I look over all of my notes and then I go over the review sheet and then test myself. I study for three hours--exactly, and I stop wherever I am after exactly three hours have past. I study for, like, two and a half hours, making sure that I memorize EVERYTHING. But when I take the test the next day, I realize that I studied the wrong notes!

That if I don't get the dog I like, my life is coming to an end. Everything will be ruined! That if my friends know that I have taken this quiz, I will be embarrassed for life! That this is my FAVORITE QUIZ EVER!!! There should be lots of quizzes like these! That this quiz was nice and sturdy--nothing in it was too gross for me or too inappropriate. This quiz was SUCH a waste of time, I could have had been watching TV!