What Kind Of Client Are You?

Add a leaf-shaped vector here, a confetti there, and add a 3D-pattern around it Does this means you're making a mistake already? I hate repeating things. I have a tight schedule to go I should send you more visual references. Maybe old movie posters will give you ideas! It has to look generous, gentle, and at the same time, fierce, like a lionness on a hunt! Use less than 1 color, don't stretch my budget! Why d'ya ask me? You should know more

Can you also make a contract or billboard to all our competitors so they can't plagiarize us? Done. But I'm going to pay you at the end of the year. You’re ok right? If there's anything to be done with papers you should call my lawyer. Not me! Oh good. That way I can legally keep track of your work anywhere and anytime Sure, contract is essential for the sake of beautiful result and as a life jacket when times got rough Thanks! Please make a detail about photos we should provide for the design too What is it? Just do what we've agreed on!

A comment filter. I don't like comments that brings down my reputation A changeable basic colors, like a theme, to personalized the site A motivational movie about our mission and reason of existence in the world An antivirus portal and webcam to filter the viewers of my site My facebook page link, and the twitter accounts of all the CEOs, and... No way, the more I add things the more I pay, right? Your job desc IS including picking the materials for the site!

Can’t you just pick anything from the free font site or something, done? Do I have to pay for the ones I'm not going to use? I'm using 10 letters that's all From all the fonts I've seen my life, none can represent how strong our brand is! I'll go to your office, we'll see and try all the fonts in your computer. Something must fits! It's out of the budget. What's the top 3 fonts from your alternatives ? Well then make me the best typeface, beating Helvetica. Please design the launching event for it too Wow! Can I have my own font with the cat shapes, with shadows and changing colors?

As long as people can still see the spirit & happiness in it, Ii think it's fine Change the colors and add some 3D effects, must've help! I have no time for this, why don’t you take those pictures yourself? I’ll send the right ones by tomorrow. Meanwhile, use them for mockups That's all the resolution I can afford. But you can search free at Google, right? What is that? I don't really get it but there is no mistake anywhere. Just get it done You're doing it wrong. I knew I should’ve watched you work to make sure everything goes well

Anything that fits. If i can get more and below budget, even nicer! Beautiful, elegant, yet otherworldly. Untouchable, like me If I have to choose, I guess I like minimal design, with few but bright colors I'm like a mixture of Picasso and Da Vinci, but sometimes Warhol. I don't stick to one... My style? It's genuine! It's me! Well, you are the one who supposed to know that! What are you trying to imply? What does this have to do with my brand?