What Kind Of Problem-Solver Are You?

Do a Google search for the type of toaster you own, and then go through a Troubleshooting guide to find out what to do. Eat cereal instead. Force the handle down until it is permanently stuck in the down position. Put a 1/8 stick of dynamite in the toaster and blow it up. Use a rubber band to strap a magnet to the handle, and then place the toaster next to the sink so that the magnet holds the handle down to the metal, preventing it from popping back up until neccessary.

Calculate the time it would take to deliver the jacket using several different methods. Pick the quickest one, and then work twice as hard for that amount of time when you return home. Have another friend deliver the jacket for you. Have your friend meet you halfway for the jacket, that way it would only take each of you half the time to get back home. Try to launch the jacket to your friend's house via a large firecracker rocket. Wait until the next day to return the jacket. A little cold won't hurt, right?

Evaluate the safest route to use as a detour, and wrap short pieces of rope around trees to blaze a new trail around the unstable area. Jump forcefully on the unstable area, then jump off right as it collapses. Hey, landslides are fun to watch. Run quickly across the unstable ground, that way you'll get past it faster. Tie a length of rope around a rock, and use it as a grapple to hook the rope onto a tree. Then tie the other end to another tree to make a safety line to hold on to while crossing, just in case. Turn around and go back.

Pull out your lighter and quickly light the person's hair on fire. Run. Run away as quickly as possible. Say, Toss an insult at them: Write the words,

Don't approach the bird, make sure you keep your distance and ignore it as much as possible. Don't startle it, quickly pull out your pocket bird guidebook and identify what species it is. Run towards it, screaming and flailing your arms around wildly to scare it away. Take a picture with your camera/phone and post the pictures online. Toss some crushed up alka-seltzer tablets on the ground, and then wait for the

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Cover parts of the ice with snow and try to make someone slip on it. Make sure that you step on spots that have no ice, as much as possible. Run up and try to slide as far as you can. Walk on the snow around the sidewalk.

Buy a rocket launcher...yeah... Buy some stock, it could really pay off later. Put it all in a box and hide it under your bed. Save it in the bank, it'll gain interest as time goes on. Shopping spree!

Bumper cars and the like, where you get to bump the hell out of people. Slow rides, like the teacups and such. Whatever ride people say is the craziest. They're never as scary as anyone says they are, anyway. You prefer the games over the rides. You'd rather just watch the rides than actually get on one.

It's better to walk, bike, or use public transportation. Someone who always drives the speed limit, always obeys traffic signs, and always drives "by the book." Someone who drives fast and can handle taking risks. After all, it takes skill to control a fast-moving vehicle. Someone who is good at navigating and making good time. Street racers. They are so f***ing awesome.