Which Disease Is Most Like You?

Annoy the hell out of the hobo. Feel sorry for him and give him some money and escort him to a homeless shelter. Lie and say "No money on me, sorry." Swear and spit on him as you walk right on top of him.

Friends??? What the hell do I need those time wasting idiots for??????? I have a few friends that struggle to cope with me because they say I'm annoying. I have so many friends, I can't count them! Yeah, I have quite a lot of friends.

Annoy him like hell until he pays you $1,000,000 to shut up. Greet him warmly then continue walking. Ignore him. Smash him on the wall and give him a lecture him about giving you bad looks or glares then mug him.

Bullying and bashing the hell out of people. English Maths Sucking up to the Teacher

Feel sorry for the little thing but you don't touch it since it's diseased. Kneel down to it and start advertising your products until it runs away. Pick up the little fella, disinfect him, take him to a vet then raise him as your own. The dog is standing in your way! Kick the dog, use latex gloves and throw him in the trash and bang his head with the bin cover.