Which Ladybridge Player Are You?

A large fry-up, followed by a burger on the way. Practising your one shot in the garden with a tennis ball. Preparation? No need! You just turn up! Psyching yourself up for a game you're not sure you really want to play. Texting all the team to make sure they know where they're going.

Getting stuck in - you're used to humping and lifting. Sorting out lots of other business so that you can get away with playing today. Trying to work out what all the keys do. Whatever needs doing - you're easy! You only make it with 5 minutes to go - how convenient!

Chocolate fireguard springs to mind. Pretty solid - if you don't do it, there's a chance the team will collapse. Reasonably well - but you always think there's room for improvement. You score just enough runs to work up an appetite. You try your best as always - even if you do have your eyes shut.

Fear the one armed man... In some crazy run-out fiasco. When the bowler runs up. When your tummy rumbles. With a big heave-ho.

Am I the only person in this team who can run? Bucket hands at the ready!!! Flapping around like a headless chicken!! What do you mean you want me to run after it? With enthusiasm... and anger!!

Drool over the menu. Enjoy that well-deserved pint. Examine your bruises. Get them in for your fellow man. Ring home and say you're still playing... another hour at least.

Being the glue that held the team together. Bowling and raising team morale. Clubbing a couple for four or six... you don't do running between the wickets. Committed fielding. There aren't many that have your energy. Square leg umpiring and collecting in the subs.

Enjoy it - No Matter How Rubbish You Are. Food Glorious Food Play Hard, Drink Fast Play Now - Suffer the Consequences Later. You've Got To Laugh.