What Kind Of Texan Are You?

A non-employee helped me figure out exactly what I needed and we talked about the project at length An employee helped me and I bought what I needed An employee tried to help but they didn't know what I was talking about I couldn't find anyone to help me and left and will never come back again

You have a nice, lengthy conversation You say "Wrong number" then hang up and mutter about interruptions. You tell them off about being so stupid and slam the phone down You tell them you're sorry, but someone must have given them your number by mistake

You ask them if they want the most direct route, or the most scenic route You tell them how many hours it will take to get there You tell them how many miles it is to get there You tell them to go find a map and look it up for themselves. What are you, a road atlas?

A couple, maybe Deer better watch out for themselves! Hit a deer? By golly I'm calling PETA! Several, and on more than one occasion.

You leave the doors unlocked You turn on the system 24/7--all my neighbors look suspicious! You turn on the system everytime you leave the house for any amount of time You turn on the system when you're gone for more than a day or two

Boobs Hair Mac Traffic jam

And that idiot in front of me won't move over so I can pass! Everybody's passing me! Going 80? Not in THIS traffic! I can't get away from here fast enough!

ham and eggs chicken fried steak pizza sushi

both do he does no one does they were stolen before anyone needed to use them

Feels like football weather Kind of chilly this morning The weather here is soo predictable Wow! Spring is here!

Anywhere in Texas--it's got everything! Anywhere south of Dallas Central Park The beach