What Character From The Bourbon Kid Books Are You?

Go home and have a cup of cocoa instead. Have a quick drink before killing everyone. Pee in a bottle and see if you can get someone to drink it. Say hello to everyone who looks at you. Try and get a guy to buy you a drink. Wink at the best looking woman in the bar.

Batman. Catwoman. Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. The Cobra Kai because those outfits are cool. Yourself because dressing up is rubbish. Yourself because you are a star already.

Break his fingers. Just because you can. Give him a high five because he's nearly as cool as you. Make him think you like him even though you don't. Offer to wipe sweat from his brow if he gets hot. Run a mile. This guy could be bad news. Volunteer to fight him because you think you can win.

Jailhouse Rock. Kill Bill. Lethal Weapon. Mad Max 2. The Wizard of Oz. Weekend at Bernie's.

A bottle of lethal urine. A gun disguised as a guitar. A sawn off shotgun. A sharp dagger. Your deadly charm and good looks. Your hands are lethal weapons.