Would You Survive The End Of The World?

Dive for cover, building yourself a wall of textbooks Go out to face the source of the bang, armed with a pencil Grab any weapons you happen to be able to grab and seek shelter

... Howya boy! Peace, lest I be forced to shoot you!

Grab anyone you can and drag them to safety, shielding them with the weapons you grabbed earlier Run screaming at the army, firing madly Run screaming away from the army, crying hysterically

Eat some raw meat, hoping it will give you powers like spinach does to Popeye Grab several joints of meat, throwing them over a handy electric fence and run while the dogs try to get through the fence Hide in the freezer unit of the butchers

Do the hokey cokey Gather the strong people to fight, and send the weaker people underground to safety Shoot madly, in a mad way