Wtf Do U Think U R???

give him all the cash you have and starve for the rest of the day... Kick the man, beat him up and and shoot him with a 6mm

Shoot them with a sniper from a distance and steal the water.... Tell them to shut up, and give judgement on who should get the water..

Go over to the rival business, try to merge the two businessess so that both can get higher profits Steal a stealth bomber from a military airbase, bomb the rival business main building office to ashes just to show that you are serious

say "Hey man, i've spent all my money on the poor and now i've got nothin' to eat, can u spare me some chips?" say "YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE MADE THE ONION CRY!!!!" and as he runs away, take the packet of chips he dropped