What Type Of Cyborg Are You?

(Ex)terminate! A punter, >blink eyes at double speed<. Illegal T-Shirt design. Move in to interrogate. May I take your Hat, Sir?

Doing whatever I am told by Master. Form filling, spying, reading all subsections of the law. Telling Fat sweaty men/woman I love them. Wiping man-blood from my visor.

I am fluent in over 291 regional dialecs. I can say "You have the right to remain silent" in English and Spanish. I don't lower myself to speak their language. I speak the language of LOVE.

I dance at the RoboDisco (just 2 hours a night) Reload. Secretly look at all the stuff I have confiscated during the day. Shower.

Knee High Boots. Lots of Lycra. Standard issue uniform Titanium Armour. Tuxedo.