Everyone Is A Little Mexican, How Mexican Are You?

Definately, but only after midnight. Hell no, and if you say that again I'll shoot you. Yes, becasue I'm lazy. Bigger, Better, Fast, Cheaper is the way to go.

I go to school with someone who might be, but then he might also be Columian, I never asked. Yes, and he was made from the Mexican Flag Yes, his name is Hans Smith, and I swear he said he was from Mexico. In fact, we might be related.

Muchacho, someone who is sitting next to me in jail, in fact he's probably more guilty than me. Someone who will tell you how it is, but in a respectful manner. Never ducks the truth. Will always tell you what you want to hear, help to bost your self esteem, always offeres to help you in a pinch.

Anything involving rum, whiskey, cerveza, and a big truck. The fast lane was never fast enough. The world pondered what you would do next. I can't belive my father bought me a red mercedez when I told him I wanted a black one. Either way, I could always convince everyone to rally around a cause. Push-Out day, No walls, The Rio Grande was more shallow, and I knew it all, and if you didnt think I knew it all, I'd have mercy on you and only cut off one of your hands.

Harmonious clutter. While the world is not perfect and will never be, if we work together, we can solve a lot of problems and help others. Truth, Respect, and Conquer when needed Lots of defense contractors, peace at the end of a barrel, lots of highways to transport my "goods", and a private villa somewhere tucked behind a large electrified fence with lots of guards. The world's largest river is the Rio Grande, and Texas is Telemudo is the only TV station, chitcheroñes are somthing you think you get a the Mexican pavillion at Disney's Epcot, and you're convinced it is a conspiracy that Ireland's Embassy is larger than American's in Mexico City.

Weed should be legal and taxed, everything else should be banned unless you realy really realy really need it. What drug war? WIth proper education, enforcement, rehablitation and prevention, we can stop the demand, and stop the supply, both of which make for a better life for all.

December 6, 1921 September 16, 1810 What? We're independant now? You mean I can do what the hell I want and answer to no one?

Beef, Enchiladas, Popcorn, Tortillas Beef, the finest cuts of steak, cremé brulé, Cold Stones, hand made tomales, and fried ice cream Hamburgers, Potatoes deep fried in whiskey, and lucky charms

Juan Valdez, remember he's my cousin. Starbucks. All the flavors and variety. They have beans from all over the world, so I can always have something different, new and exciting. And if you have coupons for free drinks like I do, its even better. Whatever I stole from your canteen while you were pissing.

Dam it, who put this wall here? Im eco friendly, I ride a horse. You mean LA is not part of Mexico anymore? Why the hell didn't someone tell me damm it, Round up the troops, tell the bugeler to sounds the call to arms, Today we will avenge the Alamo!!!!