Which Famous Time Traveller R U?

Formulas muttered under your breath so you remember when/where you are. Allons-y! Excellent.. Something too long, too formal, and too wordy to remember.

A spunky human girl who may be ignorant of the laws of physics, but brilliant in finding simple solutions to dangerous situation. Also, you may have a thing for ones that are blond and named after a flower... Your best friend who's working with you on a school history project. A colleague/rival whose help and expertise you need, but who you may betray if the need arises No one. You are an independent scientist who travels alone.

A beautiful plush red armchair with wheels, gears, and lots of levers. A Time and Relative Dimension In Space contraption is disguised as a blue 1960s police box. And it's bigger on the inside (there's a swimming pool). A fridge with an inordinate amount of wires A Time Machine shaped like a phone booth from the 1980s.

Do math. Laugh. Think and then write about your response in your travel log. Talk a hundred miles a minute and spout non-sequiturs that aren't relevant until oh, about 45 minutes later. (Sometimes they never make sense. They're just funny). You also run. A lot.

If you must rescue a pretty human evolvee, then you will hit someone on the head if necessary. Otherwise you find it distasteful. Not cool. But bowties are. You triumph over your enemies with your mind, not your body. Also, your muscles are way puny. Whoa bro, why the heavy? Can't we all just get along? Excellent...

A guy called Rufus a.k.a the comic god George Carlin. A No.2 Pencil. A sonic screwdriver. Your pocket watch.

An alien species bent on converting all life forms to their vision of purity. (Though beings that look like salt and pepper shakers aren't exactly in the position to determine what constitutes perfection). From a purely survivalist standpoint, the half of the human population that evolved into cannibals. Your co-inventor/co-worker/ex-friend. But don't tell him that. Your friend's father who wants to send your bestie to military school, thereby breaking up your awesome garage band.

Waaay cool man. Trip-tastic. NEVER DO IT! It's your personal timeline! It would rip apart time and space and...oh, it's just a short spot filmed for children's charity? Well, if it's for the kiddies.... You will. Or you did already. Or you are. Is there a flowchart somewhere to help you figure it all out? You would rather meet the future of the human race, not yourself.