Which Epic Fail Would You Have Instigated?

Give all pieces of chocolate to Germany. Along with Czechoslovakia's. Quickly! I disagree with your arithmetic... I say there are 12 pieces of chocolate. Split the fourth piece into thirds. The pieces will be split up even more for the proletariat. We might be able to use the chocolate for fuel in Stalingrad.

Commerce Macroeconomics Medicine Military Tactics Politics

A completely egalitarian society. Complete economic deregulation. Tax cuts across the boards. The invasion and occupation of New Zealand as a state of Australia. The perfect reformation of criminals.

Hire them for more... suitable occupations. Incarcerate them until they've learnt their lesson. It's more a cognitive problem than behavioural. One that can be solved with the... suitable therapy. Shoot them... suitably. These labels of so-called 'criminals' are mere constructs created by the bourgeois, it is the bourgeois who should be imprisoned.

Being underestimated. Misinformed people. People fighting in your presence. People forgetting your name. Uninformed people.

Communist Manifesto. Consciousness Explained. Daily Newspaper. How to Win friends and influence people. I don't look forward or plan anything. Impulse ftw!

60's Rock. Easy/classical/baroque music. No loudness please. Heavy orchestra. Mainstream. Rap.

Giving the dickhead students lollies in a bid to shut them up. It's not about academic results, but the life lessons they learn. Letting the slower students volunteer to read. Reorganise the classes on the basis of ability and reward the top students of each class. Threaten suspension for anyone who talks out of turn.

Bergamasco. German Shepherds. Greyhound. Labrador. Siberian Huskies.