What Country Do You Really Belong In?

Beer Clean drinking water, please. Coke Hot Chocolate Tea

Anything I can live on. If it fattens me up nicely, it's good! Pizza Tea Who cares, just so long as I get it fast.

Basketball Bobsledding Cricket Hockey Soccer

Any hockey movie Anything rated X I don't wanna watch a movie, I'm busy playing cricket! Lord of The Rings The Gods Must Be Crazy

Between drinking tea and playing cricket, I just haven't found the time to measure myself. I just hit my head on something... again. I'm not very tall, I like being short. My feet reach all the way to the ground! Well, actually, that's not too impressive compared to other things about me... like my width.

I fit best through the garage door. I like my food. Oh, shoot... There's goes another button from my shirt... I like to eat, but playing cricket slims me down. I'm super skinny. You've gotta be fat to sing in this operahouse.

Cook food (and eat it) Play cricket Play soccer Work at McDonalds Write books