Will Nicki Minaj Hook Up With You?

She has beautiful curves. She has features no other woman would have. She is gorgeous, I love her attitude and class. She's a fine mama-jama. WOOOOOO!!!! SHE IS SO SEXY!!! SEXIEST EVER CANT HANDLE MYSELF!!!!

Hey baby, know what time it is.....? Hey Nicki, how ya doin girl? Miss me? Even though you dont know me and I dont know you I missed you. Hi Ms.Nicki Minaj, I love your music, and your so hot, and I love you, and and.......*sweating* *head explodes* HI!!!! HI NICKI MINAJ!!!! HI!!! WHY ARENT U LOOKING AT ME LOOK AT ME!!! HI MY NAMES CARL! Hi, watcha doin phineas?

I like her music, and her voice lol.......... I like her, and totally would hug her if we met, you know, as a start? I LOVE HER! I would totally ask her a ton of questions if I met her. I love her, I would totally kiss her without thought if I met her. If I had the chance I would raid her underwear drawers for underwear.........

Ask for an autograph. Ask for her phone number. Ask for something in return. Let her in, do things later. Let her in, lock everything, make sure she's safe, and offer her anything she might need.

Her boobs. Her booty. Her eyes, face, and lips. Her hair. SHE HAS A NICE SET OF EVERYTHING!!!!