Are You A Michael?

"Haha she did a double take!" "Yeah, she gave me a passing glance." "She dropped to her knees and begged for my number!"

"I was given a free soft drink by my waittress before." "Yeah, the girl at the burger joint gave me a coupon." "The head chef at my fav restaurant named her specialty after me!"

"Calvin Klein showed up on my door step with an 8 digit contract!" "I got stopped in the mall once and was asked to consider classes." "I was asked to be in my friends homework assignment?"

"She promised to give me her number.... some other time?" "She said "Yes!" when I asked her to marry me!!!" "She said it would be best if we just remained friends."

"I can't settle on material items so I'm giving her my heart." "I'll play it safe and say chocolates and flowers." "I'm thinking....marbles, since she lost all hers."

"I listen when she speaks and her every word is like sugar to my tongue." "I think me taking a shower should be enough." "I'm predatorial and like fending other guys off!"