How Random Are You??

Hold them on the shoulders and shake them yelling 'ARE YOU MAD WOMAN?!' and then fall on the floor crying. Run away screaming 'What about Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' Start tap dancing making beeping noises and saying you're a pie.

A spark!!!! My favourite colour is red! Why'd you ask?? Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z NEE NAR! teeeeeeewenny sevaaaan NEE NAR!

A bowl because they can talk! Or maybe a dancing spoon... a chipmunk cuz they're cute and they can rap! RASHER SMASHER NASHE WEFASHER!

Yell "JOOOOOSEEEPH!!! NOO YOU KILLED JOSEPH!!!!" at it and throw it in the bin. Put it in a hamster cage and laugh at it all day. Run away screaming and take a coathanger with you.