Will You Marry Your Celebrity Crush?

I know everything there is to know! I know the basics, like their name and birthday and stuff. I know the things I read about in the magazines.

I know the age range. I know the exact age. Not positive, but I can just use a calculator

I'd be happy that their happy and hope one day they'll pick me. I'd be happy their happy, but have to secretly hate their new partner. I'd get over it and move on.

I'd make them prove they will never do it again. No that's a deal breaker. How would I know they weren't lying? Of course! They made a mistake but feel terrible about it and I trust them not to do it again.

Scream and say I'm on my way and bolt out the door. Start hiperventilating and then realize you can't get there and tell them maybe some other time. Tell them they need to wait because you have to finish your homework.