Can You Pass This?

duhh i dont care, im just bored No way! Its a banana! Yes

idk Of course Yes, can we move on? Yesssssssss

Maybe, I think so... Nope, we all are hippos last time i checked... Obviously not, im a person Yes

/YES\, if i didnt i would die No, why would i want to? Nope, but I did, didnt I! yeah, or id fail at life... and everything else

2+2 isnt equal to what! 4, geez that was a dumb question, what am i like four years old! Could you please restate the question in algerbraic form? I dont like math, or has good grammers

No, im gonna DIE!!! The creator didnt take time to make accurate results for such a ridiculous quiz did they? yepppppers yes