Which Sport Should You Play?

Only my poor hips Yes Yes but I shrug it off Yes but it's only because we beat them

Enough to flatten my comb over Loads None on match days Whatevers on the side

American Football (not soccer) Croquet Rugby Rugby, probably

Any style or colour, even skinhead Ask my kids Beach style, long and wavy I don't know

Average Reasonably Spiffingly brilliant Top Set Clever