Are You A Liar ?

Hand on heart, I'm almost incapable of telling lies Never Really, I'm as honest as the day is long Very occasionally

Lies trip off my tongue with the ease of a Billy Liar or a Walter Mitty. But don't tell anyone or I'll break your legs Never OK, I admit it, I do lie to protect other people - and occasionally to save my own skin Well, all right, I do lie sometimes, but only to protect other people

Decline the offer, as it clashes with a bank robbery you've been planning for months Enjoy the party. With a clean conscience, you've got nothing to hide Go to the party but watch what you say Spend all evening grassing up your friends and relatives for various minor, ancient misdeeds to anyone who'll listen

Allow them to continue believing you to be wealthy for a short time, until you find an opportunity to inform them tactfully of your true financial position How embarrassing! You immediately come clean. You couldn't live with yourself if they were to get a false impression of you If they ask you directly, then you'll tell them the truth. Until such time, let them think what they want Keep up the pretence for as long as it takes, providing forged bank statements if necessary