What 80'S Rock Band Are You?

I can't believe I get paid to do this! I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm amazing! I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm drunk, high, stoned, depressed, disabled or otherwise unable to care... I suck, and everyone still loves me anyway, I hate that! I'm too amazing to care what anyone thinks,(but I still kinda do). I'm too good looking to care what anyone thinks! I'm too intellectual to care what anyone thinks but they had better respect me! I've worked too hard to care what anyone thinks, but I hope they like me! la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

I can't believe I get paid to do this! I need enlightenment. I need to call 100 more people to come to the show tonight. I need to do my hair. I need to get a life. I need to get to the airport. I need to get to the studio, if I can find it.... I need to practice. la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

A salad please... Can I get that to go? Eat whatever I want, it makes no difference! I wonder if they'll let me put some poster's up in here for the concert? la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... My wife needs to go on a diet... That might make me fat... What do they mean they don't serve alcohol before 12:30??? Why eat anything when my life is so meaningless?

At least I still have my chops. I deserve this, and even worse.. I really do... I need a drink. If I just work harder, I can make it through this... I'll deal with that when I get home. It's a good thing I still have my looks. la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... Logically, this makes no sense... This isn't real.

Asked for a paternity test Bought him a guitar Called your wife to congratulate her from the road. Chanted mantra's during the delivery Cursed the day of your own birth la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... Passed out free tickets to your concert to all the medical staff in the delivery room Stole surgical gowns from the supply closet Wrecked your motorcycle

Betty Ford Clinic Figure out a way to get more people to our concerts! Find inner peace Find someone I can get along with to sing my songs I don't need to make any plans, I'm rolling in the dough, can you believe this???? la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... Plastic Surgery Purchase more hair dye, and plane tickets. Why bother

Ain't it a shame to go fishin' on a Sunday? Are you experienced? Do you take sugar? One lump or two? How does it feel? I know they say these are the worst of times, do you believe it's true? Is that my mother on the phone? la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... So you want to be a cowboy? Why can't this be love?