Which Facebook Quiz Are You?

Accepting an Oscar, or an Emmy, or a Grammy. Blue-ish green. Having dinner with Shakespeare, Jung, and Ghandi. In 8th grade, naked, and you forgot all about that algebra quiz. Prowling, flying or floating. Remind me again why I'm here? Repeating a catch phrase in front of an adoring live studio audience.

Classic Literature or Philosophy or History for Vol. 5 of that new Founding Father Biography. Coffee table books for the photography collection by your favorite musician. Does this place have a coffee bar? Music section to get away from all those words! Science or Cookbooks. Self help/personal growth. Used paperbacks to find that one book you used to love.

Brady Bunch Squares or the General Lee Dude, do you know how many t-shirts I have? Name of your college or your sorority/fraternity letters. Some joke about grammar or a Communist symbol (worn ironically of course) The Chinese symbol for happiness or peace or freedom. The Stars & Stripes, or the Union Jack, or a smiley face. Vintage AC/DC or Star Wars or Che Guevara.

American Idol, Next Top Model, Top Chef or Project Runway Anything on Discovery or Animal Planet. Anything on TV Land HBO or PBS. I don't own a TV because I'm a superior life form. Sundance Channel or IFC. Two and a Half Men.

Cosmo, Shape, or Parenting. Harper's, The New Yorker, NY Times Mad Magazine....or....Redbook O, the Oprah Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, or Sunset Magazine Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, Esquire. Tricycle, The Sun, The Utne Reader Wired, Dwell, Red Herring