Why Should You Run For President?

Hey, you took my spot! Huh? Why do I have batteries in my hand? I meant to buy popcorn... I will talk this situation out with him, and write a strongly-worded letter to the management of Wal-Mart to put up no-cutting signs. It's all right, I can wait. The needs of others are greater than the needs of myself. No one treats me that way! I will push him out of my way, take my batteries home, and use them in some device to ANNIHILATE HIM! Once again, someone crushes me! No one looks out for the little guy anymore. I WILL PROTEST!

A healthy fish wrap, for brain power and to keep my waistline slim An energy drink...gives me POWER! Cookies...they are sweet and soft! I'll eat when I want! Oh hey food! I'll have what that guy is having...

Haha! Now, back to business... I don't laugh, I play rock and roll music! ,|,,| MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! >:) Teehee :) zzzzzz *snore* zzzzzzzzzzzz

I have no fault! I am the man! I've been told I'm kinda lazy, but I wasn't really listening when they said it... Sometimes I can't let my voice be heard, and I get discouraged. Sometimes I get too absorbed in my work. Sometimes I let people take advantage of me...but they didn't mean to, and I forgive them.

Become a kindergarten teacher! President? Is that what this quiz is about? Run for senator. I can still be a part of our government and the issues if I work hard. TAKE OVER THE WORLD! How do you like me now, America? This is socialism's fault! Blog about how stupid our country is.