Which "The Bruss" Player Are You?

Along the Left Flank Along the Right Flank Anywhere in Defence Attacking down the Right/In the middle Central Defence Central Midfield Central Midfield and a bit of defence if needed Central Midfield/Right Wing Forward Goalkeeper Left Wing On the Right/Middle in defence Right Wing Somewhere defensively minded Striker Sweeper Wing

Always ready on time and warming up with the team. Arriving extremely early, wearing a bright canary yellow Bruss Jersey. Arriving just before kick-off. Doing up your shoelace. Drinking Coffee. Eating some hearty Stroganoff. Ensuring that your three sons are behaving. Firing up by listening to music on the long drive from the North Shore. Firing Up by slapping the rear of other Bruss members. Instructing spectators to answer his phone in case it rings as your wife is expecting your baby to be born at any time. Practicing longshots. Running the team warm-up. Stretching hours before the game Taking care of your injured ankle. Tending to 'shansplints' Walking to the ground with your iPod. Working out managerial items and the starting formation of the team.

Argue with the referee to persuade him to see your viewpoint. Better not get involved. Dive. Find an unmarked player and defend valiantly. Fire up and give the opposition heaps. Focus on the situation at hand. Get others to settle down. Get yellow carded for dissent. Ignore it and continue annoying the opposition. Ignore it and stick to your man. Incite the opposition through smart remarks. Laugh it off. Leave the scene of the crime (you may or may not be guilty). Run around with a shoelace on your head. Slide tackle the offending player next play, possibly resulting in a free kick. Yell at everyone to calm down, and mark up. You stand 10 feet above everyone else, so people are unlikely to insult you.

Anticipate the landing of the ball and pounce on it. Getting in the way of opposition to enable better positioning for your team. Lining up the penalty. Looking to get your head to the ball in order to score. Providing support to the wing in case they come under pressure. Sticking to the keeper like glue just to annoy him. Taking a corner. Taking the Free Kick. Throwing in a bullet a la Rory Delap. Use your head to incite chaos in the box. Waiting at the top of the box for it to land for a longshot. Waiting for the spilled ball to the left flank. Waiting for the spilled ball to the right flank. Waiting on half way in case of counter attack. Yelling encouragement to the team. Yelling instructions up the pitch as to who will do what. You probably fell over and were awarded the set play.

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"Shansplints" Approving large transactions at Lion Nathan. Committing Jenocide. Dreaming of overseas travel, which will probably not eventuate. Going to school. Having a drink with mates and playing WoW. Looking after your new born baby. Playing FIFA while coming up for its new advertising campaign. Running the accounting business. Spending time with your family and watching your wife play on Sundays. Studying to become a minister. Studying to become the Bruss official Physio, and playing WoW. Teaching in the Blue Mountains. Trivia or free drinks associated with USYD. Working at CCA. Working at Kmart, and learning how to become a teacher. WoWing, and building The Bruss Website. http://thebruss.110mb.com

Alex (CB) Cristiano Ronaoldo (FW) Danny Murphy (MF) Didier Drogba (ST) Djibril Cisse (ST) Francesco Totti (FW) Frank Lampard (MF) Ian Ashbee (Holding Mid) Joleon Lescott (CB/WB) Michael Carrick (MF) O'Shea (DEF/Holding Mid) Phil Neville (Holding Mid) Scott Carson (GK) Sergio Ramos (WB) Tim Cahill (MF) Titus Bramble (CB) Xabi Alonso (Holding Mid)