How Long Would You Last In A Dog Fight?

A baseball bat. Karate moves I learned at band camp. My AK-47 My keen mind.

Spaz out and hit anything moving. Start with the big dogs. The rest are easy. Talk to the dogs. Maybe they will undestand im not of harm. Use my AK and shoot everywhere.

Act tough and insult the dogs. Run away screaming. T-BAG! Use my inhaler.