Which Tennis Champion Are You?

Cool cucumber Court jester Neat freak Wild thing

Accelerate and make a funny face at the driver. Accelerate, catch up to the car, and shout out of the window, "You're dead meat! Yes, you!" Are unaffected. Anger is bad for my mental health. Notice the licence plate is JBR 1. Jerry Bin Razak? Jumping Beats Rowing?

Are the loudest person in the room. Stand at the corner drinking water. Alcohol is bad for my health. Wonder why the cups come in only two colours. Why not three? Woo girls with your 'Knock, knock' jokes.

Call it quits. Better safe than sorry. Don't feel a thing. Pain is for losers. Grit you teeth and continue playing the game for another two hours. Scream at the opponent for making you hit that extra shot.

Ignore him. He's just background noise. Listen closely. The call quality sounds awfully like an iPhone. Or is it Nokia E71? Turn around, grab the person by his shirt and say, "Not one more word." You enjoy the rest of the film in silence. You mimic the guy's nasal voice for everyone to hear. Eventually, the guy stops talking.

Cleaning the house. The place must be spotless. Lifting weights. The heavier the load, the louder I go. Watching Saturday Night Live. I love comedies. Yoga. My mind needs to be constantly focused.

Are too distracted by the stain on your date's top. Shout out at the nearest waiter, "Turn that off! Can't you see I'm having a date?" Stand up and do the Macarena. Hey, it's fun. Stare straight ahead without flinching. MY date is my goal.

Arranging my water bottles in ascending heights. I must get in the zone. Chanting a mantra for one hour. I must get in the zone. Listening to rock on my iPod. I must get in the zone. Watching episodes of The Office. I must get in the zone.