Yes Or No

No, and I never will! No, unless it counts as me pinching someone lightly. Yes! I am enraged and people deserve it!

Maybe. They can be nice, mean, and not helpful. But maybe I will. NO! Children are very annoying and they all deserve to be dead! YES! They are awesome and they help and are super fun!

Heck no! All people should be treated nice, no matter color or gender. Somehow. Women can have disgusting jobs and both can be slaves. But, I don't really think so, Frodo. Yes! Women are very annoying and I'm the only one who won't be a slave or a woman!

I depend on giving only a bit, as I have to take care of myself and sometimes others in need. Not in my dreams! It's a waste of money and I only depend on myself! No charity or hospital or hobo can take this money! Obviously! Hospitals, charities, and hobos all deserve to have infinite cash, even if they seem strange.

I like it, but why were we really created? NO! God and Jesus are fake, and I'm real! Muhahahaha! YES! All respect our gods, Jesus and god. I do this every day and everyone should!

Evil! I'd join Satan and be his new servant! MUHAHAHAHAHA! I'd think both, since I can get pretty grouchy and mean. Nice! I always want to help to universe, and always will!

Anything for you! ;) Maybe. Oh god, no. I GOTTA RUN HERE!