What Kind Of Woman Are You?

I would accept it even if i was unhappy with it I would eat a watermelon I would order him to return it and buy me something better I would take it and throw it back at him

I would call him and start yelling until i felt my throat burning I would call him, order him to leave work and come here, and then force him to do what i had planned I would thank him for working so much and schedule a night out when he is free I would watch simpsons or friends on TV

I would make him say sorry 1000 times, and then force him to carry me home on his back. I would offer him a flower I would smack him on the head with my umbrella I would start singing a crazy song

I would eat it anyway I would force myself to cook something better immediately I would order take-away I would start yelling until i felt better

I would start talking to myself I would start throwing and smashing things I would stop the music and force everyone to hear what i have to say I wouldn't care