What Kinda Person Are You?

Admit it implies the existence of properties but insist that they're properties of a particularly harmless and inoffensive sort Advance it as the literal truth but insist that taken literally it doesn't imply the existence of properties Keep saying it but don't advance it as literally true Stop saying spiders share the anatomical features of insects

Don't say that again. May be there is. Their exist properties, but only for things that can be nominally perceived. Well I would agree, if you add that its quite literal.