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The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
the quiz tests you and depending on your score you are either ,smart, acceptable, need improvement, or just plain stupid.
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The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction,each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
Question 1 out of 8
black
brown
gray
white
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
If you drove a bus with 43 people on it from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 and at Cleveland to drop off 8 and pick up 4 more, then eventually arrived at Philadelphia 20 hours later whats the name of the bus driver?
Question 2 out of 8
Brenda
Hugh
Jacob
your name
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
There is a man who lives on the top floor of a casino apartment. every day he takes the elevator down to work. when he gets home from work he can only go half way up the lift and has to walk the rest of the way,unless it's raining.why does he do this?
Question 3 out of 8
he is to lazy to reach the top buttons, unless it's raining when he's trying to get away from it.
he is to short to reach the high buttons unless it's raining when he has his umbrella.
he's a notorious robber who's always hurrying to his apartment, except when it's raining when he's slow enough to look at the buttons.
he's mentally retarted, unless the rain has momentarily put him right.
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
A man's wife goes to workThe man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies, but the child is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon says, "I can't opperate on this child he's my son!"
Question 4 out of 8
The surgeons mental.
the surgeons the dad.
The surgeons the god parent.
The surgeons the mom.
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off.A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?
Question 5 out of 8
It was daytime.
the driver saw an outlined figure.
the man was glowing.
the man was white.
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
Question 6 out of 8
A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of the manhole
i don't know
it's easier
the manhole can be picked up easier if it has angles
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early.Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
Question 7 out of 8
the man died after the party
the man poisoned the punch after he drank his.
The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man Drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.
they poisoned themselves.
The Totally Random Impossible Quiz
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out.
Question 8 out of 8
the bartender did not like this person.
the bartender gave him the gun
the bartender thought he wasn't bad enough for the bar
The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups-so the man no longer needed the water.
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