What Nationality Are You?

Anyplace goes, as long as there is beer. Ibiza, or anywhere I can party! I'm too scared to go anywhere, so I'll stick in my own country. Someplace where I don't have to speak anything but my own language. To our family's lovely little cottage by the lake.

Anything with garlic in it! Anything, as long as it’s tasteless and fatty. Beer and sausages! Fatty food! Homemade food!

I'll help the lady and make a big deal out of it. It just might get into the news! I'll help the lady and offer her a cup of tea. I'll help, but I will not speak!! I'm way too drunk to help the old lady! Walk away, don't care.

Design-clothes. Leatherpants! My old jeans and my grandfather's sweater! Something boring and very casual. Something showy and glossy

A lamb A loyal dog A pig, after all, a pet has to remind its owner. An animal that is big and expensive. No pets or pests for me.

2, but I forgot the other one right after school. At least 3, but I can't speak them perfectly so I won't speak at all. At least two and I'm not afraid to use them - when I'm drunk I mean. Only 1, because everybody who's anybody speaks it. Only 1, but does that really matter?

I don't mind, I'll talk just for fun. I leave him/her alone, I really couldn't care less. I try out every language I know, and then scream. I'll talk a bit louder, even scream if necessary. I'll try to use body language.

Finland.. doesn't ring a bell.. Finland.. hmm.. isn't that a part of Russia? Hey, it's a trick question! Helsinki, daaah.. Hey, Santa Claus lives there.. Korvatunturi. That's in Northern Europe, right? Stockholm!

"You are the weakest link!" Cellular phone. Socialism Theory of relativity. TV!

Europe Everywhere: we own the world! From the land of beer and leatherpants! It's a little country, you wouldn't know it. Not everybody live in Europe or have some severe traumas...