What type of Hillbilly are you?

What type of Hillbilly are you?

Find out if your a Redneck, Country Feller, or Old Fashioned Farmer...

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What type of Hillbilly are you?
If your wife/husband wants a new pair of shoes..you get them:
Question 1 out of 9
Cowboy Boots Huntin Boots Jed Clampett Boots
What type of Hillbilly are you?
When your child wants a "snack" you give them:
Question 2 out of 9
Left Overs From Dinner Squirrel Tail Whacky Tabacky
What type of Hillbilly are you?
Your spouse is in "The Mood" but you ain't. To turn them off you say:
Question 3 out of 9
"But I just got done helpin granny take a bath" "For the 87th time Bill, I'm not your hootin' nanny!" "Okay..Just let me go de-gut the squirrels first"
What type of Hillbilly are you?
There's a Racoon in your fridge, your spouse is freakin' out..you:
Question 4 out of 9
Pretend you got it out, and laugh when your spouse opens the door and freaks out.. Shoot em' and eat em' fer dinner! Spray laughin-gas inside the peep hole of the fridge.
What type of Hillbilly are you?
Its the morning after the Tornado and Storm, the news cast asks what it was like.. you:
Question 5 out of 9
Describe the sound the Tornado made. Moon your folks on live tv. Tell how you lost granny but found her in a tree an hour later..
What type of Hillbilly are you?
Your ma' went on a camping trip, and your posed to cook dinner. You make:
Question 6 out of 9
Left over stew from last night. Soup made out of everthing you found in the fridge. Squirrel you shot this mornin.
What type of Hillbilly are you?
Your folks wanna go swimmin on a hot day.. You:
Question 7 out of 9
Make a pool out of the back of your huntin' truck. Take em' to the creek. Talk them into hunting instead.
What type of Hillbilly are you?
You find out your inbred..You:
Question 8 out of 9
Ignore the fact..and go on with life. Remember your kids are too. Shoot your parents and.. well thats it.
What type of Hillbilly are you?
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Question 9 out of 9
Hell Yeah! I can't read. This is the only question I liked.
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