What Konoha Ninja Rank Are You?

I didn’t need to attend the Academy. I was already an awesome ninja. I have a special training spot I like to go to, where no one else is around. I picked up a few things… from around. I trained everyday, working on my taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu. My information is all located within my files.

Genjutsu (illusions). It is an underrated subject that is more effective in incapacitating the enemy than most people give credit for. I skipped out on classes. They were a waste of time. Meditation. A focused mind is necessary for carrying out mission objectives. Ninjutsu and or elemental attacks. Because it kicks ass! Taijutsu (martial arts). My body needs to be in shape for my attacks to be more lethal.

Explosive tags – because I can make things go BOOM. I like things going BOOM. See look, I can show you right now! Katana – it’s a classic ninja weapon. Senbon – they are easy to hide. For an example, I can fasten a few of them into my hair (if my hair is long enough) and write them off as a pair of chopsticks. Shuriken – I can carry a lot of them without taking up too much room. Wire – they are durable, can be used in many ways, and are excellent for setting up traps.

Assess the situation. Offer minimal long-range assistance. Continue on. There’s nothing I can do. The scroll is more important. Henge (Transform) into one of the enemy nin; perform kawarimi (Body Replacement) and attack so that the enemy is confused. Create bushin (Clones) and place a mild genjutsu (illusion) to create more chaos, and help my comrade escape. Run in and defeat the enemy nin with kickass techniques! Secure the scroll, and alert patrol units using flares.

Are boring. I’d rather do something else. Are relaxing. They are monotonous and rarely strenuous. I don’t have to think too much. I hate them. With a *passion*. They are good for building teamwork and assess one’s abilities in a safe environment. Who cares about D-ranks? Give me something that will test my skills properly. I’m ready to take on the world!

Assess the situation. Odds are in your favor, and you have someone there to take your cargo to safety. Then engage. Distract enemy nin. Let the cargo get to safety. Use a few well-placed jutsu to subdue the enemy. Don’t engage. Alert patrol units instead, and retreat from the area. Engage enemy nin. He looks weak enough to beat, and there’s a bounty on his head. He’s in the way of my mission. I can take him on – the Bingo book says he’s only low chuunin.

Capacity over control. If I have more chakra than my opponent, then I can over-power them using ninjutsu. Capacity over control. Pump out those devastating ninja techniques! Capacity over control. To hell with stealth. I’ll just blast everyone away. Control over capacity. Even if I have less reserves than my opponent, as long as the other guy is sloppy, I have a fighting chance. Control over capacity. Ever heard of stealth?

A book, for passing the time. Field rations. I don’t need any gear. I can basically support myself. Tent. Water purifying tablets.

Leave her. It’s none of your concern. Mercy kill. Take her to the hospital. Take revenge by killing enemy ninja. Try to heal her.

He died because my skills were too good for him. I kicked ass! If the enemy had a foothold here, then that would make it harder to defend our territory. My teammate was in trouble. Revenge. They are the enemy. Duh.

Blue. It lets me hide in water. Does it really matter? Green… Because of where I live. Orange. It’s awesome! Red. It’s bold, and intimidates other people. Tan. Neutral color. Easy to replace and clean.

*chews on a toothpick* I’m on patrol. If I can’t do a thousand pushups, then I shall run around Konoha a hundred times! If I can’t do that… Paying my respects to the dead like I do every day. Strolling through the streets, taking a short walk before dinner. Taking a nap.

Hokage! To be a tool for my village. To ensure the survival of my village, even at the cost of myself. To make a better future. To make my parents (or other important people) proud of me.

Fight to live. I’d rather not do either. Kill them all. Live to fight. Make my own way.

Fastest way to end a confrontation. Hit them before they hit me. I would never do it. It’s just not right. Only if the guy deserves it. Only the weak resort to it.