Are You Local?

a can of cant a can of coke brown fish cakes chilli con carne some of mr briss' 'special stuff' spag bol

being local cleanliness family friendship getting a good grade in my a levels my many wives

my bottlecap collection my footie kit my pens my prize winning toad my tv the precious things of the shop

hello dave, your my wife now i made a little brown fish never tell me the odds this is a local shop for local people, theres nothing for you here why did it have to be snakes? i hate snakes you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

benjamin david edward hilary briss pauline tubbs

can i have some of your special stuff? can i help you atall? hello dave okey dokey pig in a pokey tell them the circus is in town youre my wife now