Kya Tum Nawab Ki Aulad Hai?

Bike pe aake, gaadi pe se utarte, 6 rupay ka single mausambi peete, ek bada goldflake lete, aur right hojate. car me aate , utarke jaake cigarette lelete, waapsi me bacche se ek single mausambi mangaate car me aate dost ke saath, tum cigarette nai peete, dost ke waaste utar ke jaake cigarette laate... ate ate do single mausambi bhi lalete. car me aate, beech road pe rokte.. aina neeche karke bacche se single mausambi mangaate, aur ek bada goldflake mangaake , bache so paise bacche ku rakhlo bolte.

dost ke saath jaate... une biryaani mangaliya to khud kahan paise diyo bolta ki bolke usku taklete baithte... dost ku alhumdulilah pe khilao bolte,dostan talawa gosh mangaaye to khud badepane se full chicken biryaani mangalete aur baadme paise bhi khud dete. kabhi kabar dostan biryaani khiladiye to khud jaake bagar bole cold-drinks aur cigarette lalete. single talawa gosh aur do roti mangaate.

bahar se andar jhaank ke bolte, mere pehchaanat ke logan hai andar chalo kahin aur jainge bolke softy den me jaake veg pizza khiladete bichaari ku Chicken supereme pizza large(total 8 slices; she eats only 2 slices) stuffed crust extra cheese extra toppings, garlic bread, 1 softdrink per 3 slices, phir pizza hut ki icecream aur jaate waqt waiter ku tip. jigri dost ke saath uske date pe jaate... undono khaate, bill tumhare se pay karate. medium pan pizza mangalete , soft drinks ke saath, phir softy den ku jake ice-cream khiladete.

mauka mile jab chupa chupa ke chittion me se marke likhte... naito exam khatam hue tak chittian gande hojate. observer neeche chai peene gaya to dusre department ke dostan tumhare set ke answers laake dete tumhari class me... saamne wali bacchi tumhare ku chitti deti maarlo bole to tumku lagta invigilator observer ku boldinga bolke nai lete chitti... tumhari all in one, tumhare paise, tumhara mini xerox, aur answers bhi tum dhundte , aur dhundke apne doston ku pass karte.

Airtel ... Full network, chaubis ghante phone pe lageve rehte.. balance bhi full rehta, bade rechargejan karate... ghar ke bahar hun bolne msg nai karte balke call karke bolte. Docomo, free ki sim aur unbelievable milren the bolke leliye... network baigan me milawa hai magar.. tumaaku koi call nai karta.. hamesha unavailable, isliye tum sabku call karte. reliance/tata ... phone me hamesha zero nahi to negative balance rehta.. doston ku bolte baap ek 10 ka recharge karade paise kal dedetaun... , na miss call karte na msg karte... aur amma bawa ke siwa koi phone bhi nai karte... Vodafone. kabhi kabar recharge karalete phone me aur balance raha to call karte naito miss call dete ya msg kardete.