Have U Got Big Balls?

back away... slowly blow a rasberry at it Go in the field and throw a rock at its arse Punch it in the nose

fart on his/her chair before he/she enters Put a gay/lesbian porno mag on his/her desk Shoot him/her in the face take a sip of HIS water

distract him while a friend pulls his trousers down kick the head in the stomach and pull the trousers down Point out his aparnt 'stiffy' to the nearest teacher Point this out to him