Which E.P Creature Are You?

By the seaside. Saltwater and white-sand beaches, that’s all I need! In a cool and dry place. In Japan, to see some state-of-the-art technology. In the mountains. I’m a nature person and I love to be surrounded by trees, rivers and animals. No thanks, I’ll stay at home. I prefer the quiet of my own four walls. On a city break. It’s the only place where I won’t end up bored, as I can go out partying and visit museums. I’m a city boy/girl! On an island just off the Costa Rican coast… It’s called Isla Nublar. Visiting the Cave of Altamira. I just love prehistoric art!

A cat. They are lovely and want to be spoiled. A dog. They are man’s best friend, always faithful and obedient. A dragon. It’s the most amazing mythological animal of all times A fish. It’s nice and relaxing to just watch them, and the best thing about it: You don’t need to touch them. A horse, because I adore its intelligence and elegance. A stone. Sorry? Yes, they are really tough guys. A Tamagotchi. It’s the only one I can have as I’m allergic to pets. A tortoise. They don’t need a house because they already have one – on their back

I close my eyes and think of all I have to do the following day. I check all the taps, doors and windows in the house several times… better safe than sorry! I listen to songs like “Do the evolution” or “Walk the dinosaur”. I never go to bed. I’m Batman! I put on my sleep mask and some cucumber slices. You don’t get a beautiful face like mine by chance! I read a book. I can’t go to sleep without reading a bit. I scratch my belly … it’s so relaxing! I tuck myself into bed and take a deep breath…Ah, I’m so comfy now!

Blue like the ocean. Earthy brown. Eternal black. Green, just like Hulk. Lemon yellow. Pink, like a beautiful butterfly. Pure white. Red, the colour of passion and love.

I ask him/her who I need to give a slap in the face. I get so worried that the problem ends up being mine. I ignore him/her. He/ She will sort it out eventually. I talk to him/her to try to work out a solution. I try to cheer them up with a homemade cake, that’s what friends are for. I try to make them laugh with one of my hilarious jokes. I work out a foolproof plan to solve the issue. Trouble? Bah, there is no such thing. Let’s go and party, the problem will sort itself out eventually!