Doctor Steel's Propaganda Vending Machine

You've received your propaganda, now brainwash your friends and build the Utopian Playland's arsenal of fun! Doctor Steel for World Emperor! For more info, doctorsteel.com

An essential for any Toy Soldier! Stick on notebooks, cars, buildings, hamsters, planets, anywhere!

From World Domination Toys, it's the Buzzsaw Baby! With real rotating saw blades, it's the hot MUST-HAVE toy of this season!

Collect them all to build your very own mini Utopian Playland!

Is Mind Control YOUR favorite flavor?

Mmm, cookie with mind control sprinkles! How delicious, I think I'll have a bite- I LOVE DOCTOR STEEL. DOCTOR STEEL IS MY BEST FRIEND.

Curious as to what the heck this is all about? Read, because knowledge is power (and power is hilarious)!