Are You A Ninja???

i karate chop air particles in 2 i miss and hit myself if its standing stil who karate chops i punch stuff in the face

i block out fear with my mind i try to be tough but really am scared pretty easily if im scared of something i kill it im sometimes scared of my own breathing

i could walk over 10 miles of glass without making a sound i think a better question would be do you try to be stealthy if i wasnt so fat i would be who needs stealth when u can just smash stuff

i dont need to be smart im too strong i hav very gud ejucashuns My intellect is much greater than many others. no i wont even lie about that