Special gifts for someone special.

Choose your gift:

More time
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More time

Time flies when you are having fun :-(

Oboe
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Oboe

Beeeeeeeep!

Gong
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Gong

Gooooong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong...

Monster Hatchery
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Monster Hatchery

For hatching monsters.

Acme Anvil
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Acme Anvil

Genius at work

The Borg
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The Borg

You will be assimliated

Godzilla
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Godzilla

King of the Monsters

Segway
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Segway

To assist with segueways

Trilobite
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Trilobite

Trilobite

Airbus 330
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Airbus 330

Aeroplane!

Irish Jogging
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Irish Jogging

Irish Jogging

Glo Snugbug
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Glo Snugbug

Glo Snugbug

You've got mail
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You've got mail

Talking mailbox toy :-P

Vintage Port
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Vintage Port

Tastes like slightly old port?

Swirly Smoke
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Swirly Smoke

Swirly Smoke... and it is green! :_)

Porpoise
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Porpoise

A sense of porpoise and... ;-)

Jemima Puddle-Duck
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Jemima Puddle-Duck

A duck for you :-)

Dung Beetle
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Dung Beetle

Dung Beetle

Morning Dew
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Morning Dew

Morning Dew

Ooh, a pageant!
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Ooh, a pageant!

Praise the Lord!

Oogly Googly
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Oogly Googly

Great oogly googly!!!

Bunny
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Bunny

Cuddly bunny

Mongolian Heart
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Mongolian Heart

Mongolian Heart

Enjoy NOT skiing ;-)
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Enjoy NOT skiing ;-)

Genius at work.

Wookie
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Wookie

awrrawawrawr...

Coffee!
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Coffee!

Well, erm, coffee!

Let's have some beer :-)
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Let's have some beer :-)

Some beer for us.

Pork and Beans
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Pork and Beans

Pork and Beans

Paws!
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Paws!

Paws

Magic Helmet
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Magic Helmet

Elmer Fudd's Magic Helmet