What Should Your Name Have Been?

Back seat of a movie theater if you know what I mean To a nice restaurant, eat dinner, then leave without paying the bill To a park where we would have a picnic under the stars We'd go to a club and I'd bring the fake ID's We'd probably go out to eat at a fast food place, then go back to mine for a BlockBuster movie

I love them enough to cut down a tree for Christmas I love them enough to give them each $100 cash I love them enough to give them each a gift for them I love them enough to hug them I love them enough to make out with my sister behind the house

My best friend My girlfriend My lumberjack buddy My rich uncle Rosie O'Donell

I can **** the **** out of it without it screaming It tastes delicious It tastes good with honey IT TASTES SO FREAKING GOOD!!! it's okay

My ****(hairbrush) My chainsaw My keys My mom My wallet

Black Brown Green Orange Your mom

Because I was bored Because I wasn't about to cancel the request just cause I wanted to Because I'm hoping it's proof enough to get my name changed Because my mom told me to Because your mom is ugly!